Ironically, I have a health exam at school this week. Can’t wait to hear how healthy they think I am! I’ve been given a sheet to fill out, accompanied by the translation. The translation is just too amusing to keep for my eyes alone. Here are some yes/no statements:
I feel some abnormalities somewhere
I have been said that blood pressure is high
Breathlessness or beating fast carries out
A pulse may be confused
A breast is suppressed or there is touch bound tight
Hand and foot and a face may become bloated
Giddiness and lightheadedness often star
This obviously has not been checked by the CIR or any native english speaker in the city.
health exam
Just gotta love Engrish sometimes 😉
I dunno, I’m pretty breathless when I carry out the ol’ fast beating, and I’m almost sure that I’ve felt some abnormalities in my random goping of friends. And don’t giddiness and lightheadedness usually star on my evenings of too much booze?
Don’t underestimate Engrish, my friends. Sometimes it holds more truth than we realize. 😛
“A breast is suppressed or there is touch bound tight.”
Am I just unnaturally smutty?
did they ever figger out what was wrong with you?
I’ll be coming to visit the last weekend of Jan, and bringing DVDs with!
Your back!
I’m glad to hear from you again!
I hope this means that you are mostly healthy (or at least getting better) and you are rebuilding plans and dreams again.
When you feel up to it let me know how you are and if you did get to catch up with anyone at home please send us any news.
Hugs
Nat